Looking like Mr. Hyde.

Here comes the groom,

Looking like Dr. Doom.

for “Miserable Motherfucker”

as President of the

Philippines.

Can I have my sinuses removed?

Bayani Fernando

Who are you voting for?

Joseph Estrada

Walang kamag-anak…

walang kumpare…

walang kaibigan…

walang 1987 konstitusyon…

in Bella Swan’s point of view,

there are plenty of things in the story

that she may not have known,

which you also won’t know,

right?

Could it be that the reason for

Edward Cullen leaving her

was not to keep her safe,

as he had claimed,

but another reason altogether?

Could it be that Edward Cullen

left her to try to be reconciled with

a gay ex-lover?

to only four things (not in order):

1. fear mongering

2. flattery

3. insult

4. sex

The rest are just crap we pretend

to give importance to.

…I would go on TV, raise my two middle fingers at the camera and smirk, “yeah, i sed all dat, and u all deservd 2 die , fuckers!!”!!11! A true heartless bitch never takes back her words and never apologizes for her insensitive trolling, hah!

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… and if I were innocent of my fellowmen’s accusations…

…I would go on TV, raise my two middle fingers at the camera and smirk, “yeah, i sed all dat, and u all deservd 2 die , fuckers!!”!!11!

Since many of my kababayans are too fucking butthurt with that idiotic statement that an accomplished marketing executive like I could never have written under my own name… if I told them I didn’t do it, and presented all evidence to support my claim, would they believe me?

Hell, no. Even though they clamor for me to step up and state my side, their puny brains are all made-up by now. They would refuse to listen to reason. Those narrow-minded morons.

So… damned if I did and damned if I didn’t, eh? Yeah, I would give them what they wanted to hear!

But noooooo…. the real Jacque Bermejo had to act smart and professional… quite a far cry from what that silly Facebook statement implies. Hmph. Gossip girl ain’t happy.

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If you were Jacque Bermejo, what would you do?

or merely an invention?

not food.

Please do not serve me fish

for dinner.

I prefer beef.

Thank you.