Perfect couple October 13, 2009

Here comes the bride, Looking like Mr. Hyde. Here comes the groom, Looking like Dr. Doom.

The disadvantage of election automation October 13, 2009

I can no longer vote for “Miserable Motherfucker” as President of the Philippines.

Sinuses October 5, 2009

My colds are bothering me. Can I have my sinuses removed?

Who will you vote for? (Presidential election 2010) October 5, 2009

I am voting for Bayani Fernando. Who are you voting for?

Vote? October 3, 2009

Walang kamag-anak… walang kumpare… walang kaibigan… walang 1987 konstitusyon…

New Moon October 3, 2009

Since the Twilight series is written in Bella Swan’s point of view, there are plenty of things in the story that she may not have known, which you also won’t know, right? Could it be that the reason for Edward Cullen leaving her was not to keep her safe, as he had claimed, but another [...]

Sell yourself September 30, 2009

The average person pays attention to only four things (not in order): 1. fear mongering 2. flattery 3. insult 4. sex The rest are just crap we pretend to give importance to.

If I were Jacque Bermejo… September 29, 2009

… and if I were guilty of posting the infamous “buti n lng am hir in dubai! maybe so many sinners back der! so yeah deserving what happened!” (“Good thing I am here in Dubai! Maybe there are so many sinners back there in the Philippines! So yeah, they deserved what happened.”)… …I would go [...]

Karma September 29, 2009

Is karma for real or merely an invention?

Fish September 27, 2009

Fish are friends, not food. Please do not serve me fish for dinner. I prefer beef. Thank you.