The average person pays attention to only four things (not in order): 1. fear mongering 2. flattery 3. insult 4. sex The rest are just crap we pretend to give importance to.
Archive for September, 2009
Sell yourself
September 30, 2009
If I were Jacque Bermejo…
September 29, 2009
… and if I were guilty of posting the infamous “buti n lng am hir in dubai! maybe so many sinners back der! so yeah deserving what happened!” (“Good thing I am here in Dubai! Maybe there are so many sinners back there in the Philippines! So yeah, they deserved what happened.”)… …I would go [...]
Karma
September 29, 2009
Is karma for real or merely an invention?
Fish
September 27, 2009
Fish are friends, not food. Please do not serve me fish for dinner. I prefer beef. Thank you.
Renesmee
September 26, 2009
Avoid being romantically involved with your mother’s ex-boyfriend. For all you know, he might be your father.
Bella Swan
September 26, 2009
Could it be that Bella Swan suffers from hallucinations that makes her see Edward Cullen as the handsomest guy who ever existed? If so, why do we have to believe that Edward Cullen is actually good-looking?
Pope Benedict XVI
September 25, 2009
Is it possible that Pope Benedict XVI was responsible for the death of Pope John Paul II?
